Umm okay I’m just that short

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

"The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that."
— Tyler the Creator (via scarfacebeee)

(Source: baldballerbobby)

Sometimes we just need a random I love you.

Sometimes I wish my boyfriend would send/give me flowers.. But that’s a stretch.. Oh wells… Anyone want to send me flowers?

paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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alohomoramolly:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

is that Kung fu panda??

(Source: feellng)

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother
gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother
gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother
gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother
gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother
gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother
gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother

gang0fwolves:

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)

Previously: Office Safari

LMAO @ Lupita’s brother

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out
almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out
almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out